Yo pit stains, ya didn’t hear this from me, cuz I definitely did not see your greaseball ass down here, but uh, Pyro’s pretty paranoid up ahead and nobody’s guardin’ the vents. Oh, Ma wants ya to pick up the groceries, she gave me a list for ya and everything. I left it somewhere in our intel, figured it’s unprofessional to make life TOO easy for ya, yeah? Awright, good luck, asshole, Ma ain’t gonna be happy if we gotta eat at another diner tonight.

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dekutree:

a national hero

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meanplastic:

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Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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hoxxymomma:

This is going to make me the coolest college student

Ooh dang, where’d you find that?

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Some fun with President Obama

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